I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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