I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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