My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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