He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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