12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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