Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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