I hate your face
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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