I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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