So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
why do cheetos always look like penises
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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