Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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