glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Randomize
