Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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