Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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