you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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