Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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