I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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