if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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