make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
