fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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