hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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