what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
God, I missed his penis.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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