What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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