I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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