ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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