based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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