He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
