Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
My balls are so social today.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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