It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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