; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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