Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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