well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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