Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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