i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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