like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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