The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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