I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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