At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i dont even know how to be here
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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