Only a mothe r could love this liver
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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