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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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