The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
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Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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