Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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