Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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