the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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