I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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