I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
