Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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