this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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