Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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