We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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