Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I love having hate sex.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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