just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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