I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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