just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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