the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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