I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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